Going Deaf

I swear by the end of this year I will be deaf. Not by choice of course, but because Tate screams this aweful earsplittingly-high pitched scream in my right ear and Ellie screams her not-very-lady-like-more-like-a-yell scream in my left ear. Sometimes the yelling/screaming is so loud I truly here ringing.... you know like when you've just seen a really cool band perform and the crowd is going wild... or like back in the day when you were cheering your class to win the pep rally. Remember the days?! Oh, so long ago it's almost as if they never happened. What?! Did you just say something?